There’s nothing more to be said: the Orioles are bad. That’s it – they’re just bad. And if you’re hoping that they can pull out of this funk and have anything near a competitive season, you’re fooling yourself. You know that old adage about being able to lose a championship in April? Yeah, this is what that looks like.
But Birdland, I’m telling you, the only way to get through this new Dark Age is to lean into and embrace the suck. The team is going to be terrible, we might as well have a little fun along the way.