If you would allow me to share with you some personal advice, feel free to write this down on a Post-It and keep it in your wallet or purse.
Should a member of the Elliott family, particularly anyone named William Clyde Elliott, invite you to join them for a Memorial Day weekend get together at Charlotte Motor Speedway, you should smile, thank them for the opportunity ... and then tell them you have other plans. Your hot dogs will end up burned. Your beer will go flat. And your evening will end with your significant other leaving with someone else.