The Undercover Barner didn't take Duke Williams to Homecoming so this post isn't about him.
As much fun as it is to parachute readers into the middle of a contextless world, I guess a little background might prove helpful today:
1. Last Saturday was Homecoming on the Plains.
2. I work for a generous Auburn Man.
3. My mother, Auburn Woman and cancer survivor, hasn’t been to an Auburn game* since the 1980s.
4. The above fact led her to tell me she’d probably never seen the eagle fly.