While Auburn manage to move up in the polls without lifting a finger, I spent the bye week where God intended: on someone else’s couch surrounded by snackfoods. It was glorious, and I regret nothing.
Don’t get me wrong. There’s little more exciting to me than an Auburn gameday. I love getting dressed up and making the hike to the Jordan-Hare. Or getting dressed up and yelling at my television. But when the blessed week rolls around where you can watch everyone else’s games in the comfort of your living room with no pressure, I savor it.