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Undercover Barner: Decision 2016

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My fellow football fans, welcome to the 2016 Auburn Football Elections. Or FootbAUl AUlections? JAUst kidding. SAUrry. Isn’t that AUnnoying?

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, after a long and daunting election season, it’s finally time to cast your vote and make your voice heard about everything important in orange and blue. In fact, in this age of false dichotomies, we’re making you choose between orange and blue!

For your convenience, we here at Undercover Barner Foundation for Freedom and Democracy* have done a little research and provided a short description of each candidate’s platform (if applicable--some things speak for themselves) to help you in making your decisions.