Because the SEC West needed a program with men who use jazz hands to describe what it was like to do laundry on the Oregon Trail
Ah. Texas A&M. Y'all are an enigma, Aggies.
I remember the buzz surrounding your arrival into our sacred conference, and let it be known that I was not for it, nor was I for your East counterpart in Mizzou, either. But it happened. Sometimes you can't get what you want.
(NOTE: the video in that link contains images that might fall under NSFW, so click with caution and laugh until you wet yourself.