It's a spooktacular Saturday between Auburn and the candy corn of the SEC, y'all!
FREEZE, KIDS!
It's time to reach into Gus Malzahn's (happy birthday, Gustav!) bag o' tricks (that gimmicky high school offense, PAWWWLLLL) and bring home some treats on Saturday. We're talking 400+ yards of offense, forced turnovers on defense, and sexy special teams. And hey, we're striping Jordan-Hare! How festive!
So grab your candy bucket or your recycled Whole Foods burlap bag or your pillow case (that just seems like lazy parenting), kids. It's time to make this the best Halloween ever, even though the scary part is how many Bammers will be pulling for us to win in order to give them hope in the West.