It's a shorter smoke this week, because fake rivalries don't deserve full-blooded Barning, but there's nothing short about smoking a big ol' squealin' sore loser.
What a world we live in.
What a time to be alive.
What a great season for fake rivalries.
What a year for real trophies. Made up trophies. Participation trophies. Trophy wives. Trophy fish. TROPHIES EVERYWHERE, OH MY GOSH, SO MANY TROPHIES WHAT DOES THAT WORD EVEN MEAN ANYMORE AGGHHGH MY BRAIN!!!
2015 has certainly been the year of fake rivalries. On the one hand, you have one fanbase in the state of Alabama trying to convince itself that a team in a different state that they haven't lost to since Palm Pilots and AOL were still relevant is their biggest rival.