Me: Alright Tiger fans, last week was pretty bad. We saw our beloved team lose a heartbreaker on a 10000 degree afternoon to LSU. Let’s bounce back, shall we?
Aubie: I was so mad at them refs. Cheating and also blind as a bat.
me: I know, it was bad, Aubie.
Aubie: It’s cool, I siphoned the gas out of their cars during the fourth quarter.
Me: I don’t think that’s cool…anyway, let’s get to the round table.
Aubie: It is cool, Crow. It’s the coolest. In this life you can only count on what you earn, and that’s why I also put a bag of police-dog poo in one of the referee’s shoes.