Me: I really don’t want to be here, but Jack is making me at this point so let’s get it over with. Another week, another opportunity to watch tragedy unfold in front of us, eh Aubie?
Aubie: I’m not doing this if you are going to be so sad
Me: Ok, ok, you’re right. This is just one bad year after all and we could salvage some semblance of a good season after this week. Let’s do a straight preview, then. Who do you have for us this week?
Aubie: Well, I met a guy in front of Guthries who has some hot takes and seems to know a lot of inside info.