Crow: Ok, it’s been a while since we did this that we almost forgot to even write this stupid article this week. Bye weeks mess me up.
Aubie: That and Indian food.
Crow: Right. Aubie, how did you spend your bye week.
Aubie: When you’re Aubie, you don’t get a bye week. So I spent it doing what I normally do: posing as hot female Auburn fans on twitter to lure idiots into saying silly things. It really brings a lot of joy to my life to see just how thirsty guys get on these twitter streets.