I really, really, really considered changing the name of TAKES for 2015. FACTS, I would have called it, because now, I largely work in facts on my Twitter feed. But I've been using TAKES ironically for a long time gang; arguably as long as anyone on the word wide web. So TAKES it remains. As such, I'll continue my efforts to give you the hottest TAKES on the Internet. But these TAKES are my own; your TAKES are just as valid. We have fun on here.
I didn't make it to Atlanta because here's the thing about Atlanta: it sucks.