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TAKES. FOURTH EDITION. VOLUME FIVE.

I am about to blister your fanny with a take so hot you won't be able to sit down for weeks. You might not be able to sit down for MONTHS. This take is seven inches from the midday sun. This take is hotter than a pawn shop pistol. This take is hotter than two rats consummating their marriage inside of a wool sock. Don't touch this take - you'll get burned.

- Maybe we all suck and the SEC is horrible. Hell yeah, I said it. What if not one team from the SEC makes the College Football Playoff?