Hello friends. Once again we ride into the loving arms of legal sports gambling*. Fourteen beautiful SEC contests lie before us just waiting to make us wonder why we put our hard-earned money on the fate of a bunch of 18-23 year old men. We bypassed Week 0, so let’s just pretend we’re 3-0 with a perfect sweep on Vanderbilt’s evisceration of poor broken Hawaii. Just remember, it’s Week 1 for us too, so let’s be careful out there.