Most of Shug’s letters are paired with form letter replies. There are exceptions.
There wasn’t a form letter reply to the Felds, of course, because you don’t send form letters to kids named Tiger — you send honorary scholarships.
Nor was there a form letter reply to the Presidente De La Comisión Técnica De Foot Ball Americana De La U.N.A.M… por obvias razones.
So tell us, Spanish majors—what should Shug have said?
UPDATE: Ask and you shall recibir.