Well, the answer is clear. It’s not the ref’s faults, nor is it Gus Malzhan’s, Harvey Updyke’s or the offensive line’s fault. It’s whoever has our voodoo doll.
Dear whoever has Auburn’s voodoo doll,
I write this letter to you as a plea to stop doing whatever it is that you are doing to our doll. On Saturday at 2:30 p.m. CT during the first quarter of football it felt like you stabbed the doll repeatedly with a large pin. I think you maybe switched the pin for a knife after Auburn failed to convert on fourth-and-1 in the red zone?