Here’s the deal. People say that Auburn football’s an extreme roller coaster. That’s not quite going far enough. Auburn football’s more like an entire theme park with roller coasters that nobody’s ever ridden before, and nobody can really tell you “Oh, this one’s fun,” or “This one will make you vomit,” or “there’s this one part that’s cool, but the rest of it just kind of bangs your head against the restraint and it hurts a little” (looking at you, Ninja @ Six Flags Over Georgia).
Nobody really expected that we’d be 5-3 at this point in the season.