Around 11 p.m. on Christmas Eve my wife sent me to buy batteries for the pile of new toys that Santa was expected to deliver later that night. Because of the timing, I expected there to be zero activity inside the store. But, also because of the timing, I was shocked at what I found.
There were a half-dozen employees frantically ripping down the holiday décor and replacing it with ... Valentine's Day stuff. Really? It was nearly two months away!
"Don't act all offended, dude," the guy behind the counter said to me, rolling his eyes.