Ah, ABC’s ‘The Bachelor.’ It has everything reality television lovers could ever want. Drama, love, betrayal, chicken nuggets, and suspense. What would make a better parody than Auburn head coach Gus Malzahn’s search for a starting quarterback? Absolutely nothing.
First of all I have no idea how Gus committed to doing this so shout out to SEC Shorts creator Josh Snead for this gem.
We’re 17 days removed from kickoff against the Oregon Ducks and we still don’t know who Auburn’s starting quarterback will be. Will Malzahn choose 5-star true freshman Bo Nix or 6″5 redshirt freshman Joey Gatewood?