We need good news. Last week was gross and miserable and the Auburn offense looked completely lost. Like Lost, the Clemson game was long, confusing, and the second half was pointless. Auburn allowed one sack for each person on the starting offense. Usain Bolt could run for as many yards as Auburn did in less than 3 seconds. Auburn moved less distance in 60 minutes than one of those mysterious rocks out in the desert . Gus’ offense lost the plot more times than a M. Night Shyamalan movie. Jarrett Stidham was flung to the ground more than a European Soccer star auditioning for the role of Scarecrow in a production of the Wizard of Oz that takes place during an earthquake.
Deep Inside the Numbers: Auburn-Mercer
