*Stretches out and Yawns*
Just like the Little Engine that could, we have chugged through another offseason and have made it to the base of another College Football season. And while you were sitting at Uncle Ray Ray’s BBQ playing Clash Royale on your phone trying to avoid Auntie Susan talking about the mole on her shoulder that changes color and she is really concerned about it for no good reason, things were happening in College Football that you so missed. But don’t worry, you knew I was watching and would coral all the fun things for you here in the Roasted.