Auburn defeated Southern Miss 24-13.
Last Thursday I accurately predicted how many points Auburn’s defense would let Southern Miss score! Southern Miss did in fact score 13 points, however I am a complete idiot to have thought that Auburn’s offense would have been run any differently than in the preceding week. I somehow thought that Auburn’s anemic offense would be capable of hanging 48 points.
Boy, was I wrong.
There is one word and one word only to describe Auburn’s offensive performance on Saturday: “yikes.” Last week I said I would rather lobotomize myself than watch Auburn’s offense continue to self-destruct and after sitting eight hours in Jordan-Hare on Saturday I felt that I had received that lobotomy.