Auburn Football as Vampire Weekend Songs

Photo by Mike Zarrilli/Getty ImagesIf you haven’t been paying attention to pop culture, bastions of Cape Cod Rock Vampire Weekend have released a new double album called Father of the Bride. Dear readers, this is only the beginning of the offseason, but your intrepid content farmer Crow is dying for something to make into goodness for you to consume. That said, the internet is abuzz with reviews and takes on this new VW album, and it is a great way to get clicks since Jack refuses to let me rename this site Zion Tebow Manziel AOC Rumors Dot Com. A peak SBNATION trope (really just an internet thing at this point) is Thing X as Thing Y, so in that spirit I present to you Gus Malzahn’s entire tenure at Auburn as Vampire Weekend songs. Fair warning, there’s going to be a lot of youtube links coming up.

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