I went to a water park up in Wisconsin this weekend with a few good friends of mine. Yes, we were the only ones staying at the place that were not either kids or adults with kids, but we still had a great time. (Spotted Cow is an underrated beer, by the way.)
The big slide (35 feet high) was a closed tube that had twists and turns that you didn’t see coming. In between yelling like a seven-year-old schoolgirl – things like water slides get scarier as you get older – I started to have a thought: this water slide is a lot like every college football season.