It happened everyone. Someone figured out what’s wrong with soccer in the United States of America - MLS signed Zlatan. I’m not going to link to the take - you can find it if you want (it wasn’t on Deadspin though). There’s really nothing more to say about this other than that MLS has come far enough for people to respond with a few silly tweets, a head shake or two, and then getting back to posting about Cristiano Ronaldo’s goal and how badly the MLS All-Stars are going to crush Juventus. Though I bet an edgy podcast might have some thoughts about the article in question.