Whatever superstition/voodoo/chant/dance y’all did to remove the bad luck from Atlanta United’s shoulders was mostly successful and should be applauded. It would’ve been nice if someone had performed the “please-no-more-injuries” dance before Miles Robinson became the latest victim, but the emotional roller coaster seems to be the mantra of the Five Stripes this year. Let’s be positive for a moment, though, and remember that (I think) the last time Atlanta United scored a hat trick, they then went on to win MLS Cup. Ronaldo Cisneros has instantly cemented a place in this team’s history and simultaneously catapulted himself up to the leading goalscorer spot by scoring the same amount of goals in 36 minutes than the entire team did in the entire month of April (discounting U.
Ronaldo Cisneros: My intention is to stay for a long time
