Atlanta United is coming off of a disappointing performance in the MLS All Star game as it lost in penalties to Juventus.
Inevitable.
Worse still, fans didn’t get to see Zlatan and Josef Martinez team up for double hat tricks because, despite being a god or a lion or shameless self-promoter, the Swedish legend decided to rest up after logging a lot of minutes while still recovering from serious knee surgery.
Anyway, onto the Prekrap...
Like maple syrup, Canada’s evil oozes over the United States
Canada, what with their passive aggressive smugness masked as humility as they do things like give their citizens healthcare and win MLS Cup will send their best soccer team to Atlanta this weekend.