Week 5 saw some classic MLS moments. The results were straight out of what makes this league great: every home team won or drew with road dogs only managing 10 goals in the 10 matches played.
The week also had some of the best that MLS has to offer. Bastian Schweinsteiger learned that American journalists don’t know what the World Cup is and then discovered that if he just loafs around in the goal box no member of the Montreal Impact will think to cover a world class midfielder who has won Champions League, the World Cup, the Bundesliga about 20 times, and the Bambi Award.