Ahh yes, the week before the MLS season starts. So much hope, so much optimism fills the air around teams in the league. Anything seems possible, after all a league built around parity surely means that any team can win MLS Cup no matter how bad their roster, coach, and front office is. That seems to be the guiding assumption of some teams in the league and the amount of delusional self-confidence is always a joy to take in. Join us as we take you through the remaining Eastern Conference teams as we wrap up our misguided attempts to assess literally anything correctly about the upcoming season in an equally delusional effort.