Welcome to the “Hater’s Guide to the Eastern Conference: Part One” in which Parker Cleveland and J. Sam Jones tell you how to feel about half of the teams in the Eastern Conference that are not Atlanta United.
As always minimal effort has been put into this. There has been little research, next to zero editing and there’s a legitimate chance that you won’t find any of this entertaining in any way. As a commenter once eloquently stated even after reading a disclaimer about how dumb and irrevocably pointless this article would be…
“This is a waste of time.