Welcome to the DSS Mailbag, our new weekly-ish feature ******checking****** THAT WE LAST RAN IN MARCH? Holy smokes. How have I not been fired yet?.....Don’t answer that, actually. Anyway, this a weekly-ish AF feature at DSS where J. Sam Jones takes your assorted questions and exploits them for content and a chance to stand on the soapbox that DSS has given him for no explainable reason. If you’d like to send in a question for next week’s bag, just want to say mean things about Sam’s writing, or want to apologize for a previous tweet or email where you were inconsiderate and really hurt my feelings, you can send words to @J_SamJones on Twitter.