Cajones. Huevos. Testicular fortitude. I’m not sure how you say it in Dutch, and I’m not cluttering my Google search history to find out.
Around the world, saying someone lacks testicles is a profane way to say they aren’t tough or lack the necessary will to get the job done. However you say it, Atlanta United lacked that will on Wednesday in Bridgeview, Illinois.
The match was over within the first 15 minutes. I know the Five Stripes Don’t Stop, but let’s just say they kind of lightly jogged in place tonight. In the first half alone, they allowed 5 goals, 13 shots, and 7 shots on target.