We talk about food more than we talk about soccer in the Dirty South Soccer writer’s room. Normally, it’s about how pineapple pizza is delicious (editors note: overruled) or how the All-Star Special is for tourists (editor’s note: screw you, Sam). The other night it turned into something different: blatant posturing. The room conceded after a short discussion that our own Haris Kruskic and Sam Franco were the two DSS members most apt to eating unconscionable amounts of food in one sitting. However, both laid claim to the top spot in the DSS hierarchy of feasting prowess.