Quick. Name a famous Sacromentian.
Did your response range from “Oh god I have no idea” to “Wait, Sacramento is a real place?”
Good. You’re just like every normal human that exists. Including the folks behind this video welcoming Sacramento to MLS/The MLS. I, however, know that LeVar Burton was raised in Sacramento. Is LeVar Burton in this video? No.
In fact, I checked the cast list. Did anyone actually associated with Sacramento actually show up in this video? Can we even pretend that they were kind of associated with Sacremento? Is the MLS Cameo (a real thing where you can pay celebrities to say things to you, including Julian Gressel, whose first video is for, I swear to god, our very own Tiotal Football) budget larger than their charter flight budget?