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A Hater’s Guide to the MLS All-Star Game

HATER’S GUIDE BACK JERKS. AND DEFINITELY NOT FOR ANY GOOD REASON WE WERE JUST KIND OF BORED AND MAKING FUN OF OTHER TEAMS ISN’T AS FUN WHEN THERE’S A KINDA DECENT CHANCE YOU’LL LOSE TO THEM. SO. YEAH. ALL-STAR GAME. ATLANTA CAN’T TECHNICALLY LOSE. WOO?

As always minimal effort has been put into this. There has been low effort research, next to zero editing and there’s a legitimate chance that you won’t find any of this entertaining in any way. If you take any of this seriously you deserve to be made fun of through a series of elaborate yet one-side social media campaigns against you that you won’t realize are happening until it’s far, far too late.