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A Hater’s Encyclopedia to Orlando City

“Clear & Obvious” is a new kind of sort of vertical/brand/excuse for us to make fun of the deeply strange and wonderful world of MLS. Please take it very seriously.

A forward from the author

Welcome to a Hater’s Encyclopedia to Orlando City, Third Edition. We’re back to where it all began. The Hater’s Guides began less over two years ago when my heart, consumed by spite and pettiness, poured forth those feelings into an amalgam of hacky jokes, syntax that was poor and mispellings that was the Hater’s Guide to Orlando City.