Soccer’s offseason — commonly known as “silly season” — is the best.
But on the other hand, it’s also the worst. The worst because it’s so engrossing that it can literally take over your life. It might distract you from something small, like accidentally skipping dinner because you’re watching Ezequiel Barco YouTube compilations. Or it could cause more deep-seeded damage, like the emotional scarring caused by missing your kid’s goal at the rec soccer game because you were researching requirements for green cards on your phone.
Whatever is ailing you, just remember that we all have our struggles.