According to the National Day Calendar, without which we wouldn’t know that Monday was National Eat A Cranberry Day (true), Tuesday was National Sardines Day (true) and Thursday was To Hell With Thanksgiving/Go To Sleep NOW NOW NOW Because Play-Doh, Potholders and Possibly Freddie Freeman Go On Sale For $1.79 At 3 o’clock Friday Morning Day! (almost true) — I’m almost to the end of the sentence; promise — Thanksgiving isn’t the only important day this week.
Because Saturday, when Georgia plays Georgia Tech in a game matching two teams with inverse records but relatively equal misery quotients, will be: International Aura Awareness Day.