Steve Sarkisian was stuck in a pit of fire for days. Probably an entire week. There’s no days or nights in the pit, so it’s really hard to say for sure. There’s only a few ways to know how to tell time. The best he could tell, the underground volcano spews fire and smoke every hour. And Freddie Falcon shows up about every 24 hours.
But Freddie shows up to hunt.
Sarkisian had to take a minute. It feels like just yesterday he was in his office drawing up offensive game plans. What random player was he going to needlessly pepper with targets this week?