Amen.
No, the Falcons don't play today, but you're going to need something to watch while your uncles are dabbing and the gravy is working its way into your heart, where it will reside for the rest of your natural life. Why not football?
Here's everything you need to know to tune in today, and two of these games might even be good! That's an added bonus.
Game time: 12:30 p.m. EST
Location: Ford Field, Detroit, Michigan
This one's likely to be pretty putrid. The Eagles have been a massive disappointment and there are grumblings that Chip Kelly is on his way out of Philadelphia, and the Lions are a team about to clean house that just so happens to have a decent defense.