Fact: Roddy White can recite from memory the first 3,481 digits of Pi ... while he's drunk.
Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Roddy White is in the twilight of his career. There's a sense of urgency now for him, and that wasn't true earlier in his career. There are no shenanigans to be had here, folks. This is serious. He needs this team to win and win now.
The Falcons can't win with a lackluster offense. And lately it's been just that, underwhelming the Falcohol-sipping masses as the team struggles to win games. Sure, they've only lost a single game this season.