One of the most maddening things about being a fan is that players and coaches rarely seem to share your enduring disgust for their performances. Whether you’re a princely Patriots fan sitting on a hoard of rings like a Smaug who regularly drops the r’s from its sentences or a sad sack Browns or Falcons fan still hoping for that first championship, you’re going to spend quite a bit of your life as a fan angry about something. Even the most level-headed and wise among us regularly are pissed on gamedays, to say nothing of during drafts and heated free agent signing periods.