Rumors are flying left and right as the sale of the Carolina Panthers is coming down to just a handful of prospective owners. The Falcoholic, in our new role as your #1 news site for the Carolina Panthers, and uh, Arizona Cardinals, can confidently report, based on a rumor we just made up, that all of the billionaires bidding on the Carolina Panthers intend to not only build a brand new stadium for the Panthers, but they want to completely change how fans enjoy their gameday experience.
These rumored proposals are coming out in opposition to the fabricated rumors that Elon Musk, the internet rocket billionaire who is not a serious bidder for the Panthers at this time, is considering purchasing the team and moving it to Mars.