We never wanted to believe it. I’ve spent years convincing myself that Matt Ryan told Mohamed Sanu to “get tucking set.” I wanted to believe my quarterback was as pure as the fresh snow. Like a man who truly thinks this joke was both funny enough and good enough to do in front of the Hard Knock cameras. A man who has never once given an interesting answer at a press conference.
It was all lies.
Oh pickles! An f word that isn’t fungus? Boy, I sure was flummoxed when Austin Hooper was offsides.