The Falcoholic is dedicated to bringing you the most in-depth and analytical football news you simply cannot find elsewhere. Each week, we ask the most professional and relevant questions possible, bringing readers to an almost otherworldly understanding of their upcoming opponent.
This week we have two juggernauts: The 5-9 Falcons face off with the 5-9 Jaguars in the ultimate battle for the higher draft spot, with both teams most likely to blow the pick regardless.
Since the Jaguars are both irrelevant and uninteresting, we don’t actually know anything about them. For those reasons, we reached out to Ryan Day of Big Cat Country of the mighty SB Nation to get the skinny on the Jaguars, Jacksonville, and fighting a primate in space.