It’s that time again: Friday’s Falcoholinks.
Juli—OHNO
As we were preparing for the summer doldrums to commence and Dave Choate had retreated to his offseason hideyhole like the Falcoholic’s version of that bear on the Sleepytime Tea box, Julio Jones busted in with the headlines like a bad news Kool-Aid Man.
Appearing by phone — and possibly unaware — on FS1’s Undisputed, Falcons’ star wide receiver finally put the rumors and rumblings to rest: he wants out of Atlanta. That kicked Chaote from his slumber like an M-80 in the sheets and moved the entire Falcons fanbase into DEFCON-1.