Fact: Eric Weems has body dysmorphia and actually thinks he's 6'5, 275 pounds
It's hard to imagine a scenario where a victory that makes your team 8-8 and doesn't clinch a division title or playoff birth could be meaningful. But the Atlanta Falcons concocted that exact scenario today, defeating the now 14-1 Carolina Panthers at the Georgia Dome. The moral victory was a beautiful thing to watch, and as usual, it was more stress-inducing than it arguably needed to be. As I type this, the Minnesota Vikings are beating the crap out of the crappy Eli Manning. Their victory will officially eliminate the Falcons.