Minor league statistics are a tricky game to play. Mostly they’re irrelevant and those that are meaningful can only be used as rough predictors for major league success. A deep dive into a minor league player’s statistical profile, especially one that’s only had half a season above A ball, is a fruitless task. That said, there’s no minor league season, I need content, and William Contreras just made his major league debut. So we’re going to do it anyways.If you don’t want to bore yourself to death you’re welcome to click away now; I don’t care because I already got your view.