You wouldn't think one could crank out so many words and images about Bud Norris, but you'd be wrong.
Note: This post is all prologue. If this makes no sense to you, you should A) watch The Shield and B) read it anyway.
Alright, step forward if you were one of the league's top ten pitchers in June. Welcome aboard, Trevor Bauer. Come on in, Mr. Fernandez. Not so fast, Zack Greinke. Sorry, Mr. Syndergaard, you may not pass. But wait, what's that? Mr. Norris? Why, go right ahead.
Yes, it's true.