Here I am, Garrett Spain, writing his first minor league recap of the season. I would like to have everyone’s attention at this time to thank you all for sticking through another long winter, and liking Talking Chop enough to give me the views fix I so desperately pine for. It is going to be a pleasant season, and I am looking forward to writing so many recaps. At least that’s what Eric is making me say as he stands behind me with an aluminum bat to ensure I write the daily recaps every time I’m asked. (Haha just kidding)
(Editor’s note: he isn’t kidding.